After many years of toil, sweat and sacrifice I believe I have finally unraveled the secret to obtaining long term ‘excellent’ keyword search results.
Firstly, one needs to understand what “excellent keyword search results” actually means. And of course (as I’m sure you’re wise enough to know without being told), they refer to the most amusing results.
Top 10 Keywords, Sentence Game, January 2009
amazing!
5 steps to success
- Start a simple word game website
- Wait for ‘mature’ males to start playing
- Stand back and watch the endless reams of nonsense and toilet humour amass
- Soon google will have enthusiastically sucked up all your “original” content
- Success! long term page 1 ranking for “spastic porn”, “frotage” etc.
Conclusion
Now-a-days, having retired from fortune acrued of the tens of $0.01 google adsense clicks each month, I spend most my days idling on the deck of my San Tropez yacht being fed organic grapes whilst simultaneously being massaged and bathed in goats milk.
Further reading check out the sentence game.
Good stuff.
That’s what I’m doing wrong. Dratbags!
Great blog post, more kudos